On yesterday’s broadcast I tried for an hour to force Desa, Fena, or at least KOtegamer, read this excellent reflection by anonymous on Habré in the topic about 2012, and what will follow. Nobody wanted. Sloths. But I’ll make you read it anyway ^_^
Sobsna, the comment is not in vain Habré keeps its rating +150, because it is full of humor, pathos and cliches a little less than completely.
Exactly, it will be cool! https://kingcasino-online.co.uk/ I’m sick and tired of this household stuff, I need to take it hard! And not some bullshit third world war, but something, uh, on an interplanetary scale! No one will arrange a third world war now – no matter what, everyone has nuclear weapons, and using nuclear weapons will bring disaster to everyone. But it’s itching in one place… you have to whine. Let’s hit Nibiru!
And it’s even cooler if some humanoids live on Nibiru, and our planets collide. Yes, this is the plot of a multi-million dollar blockbuster like Star Wars or Armageddon. Having learned the situation of the collision with Nibiru, the united coalition of governments of all countries decides to destroy the enemy planet to smithereens [they begin to fuck]. In the process, it turns out that humanoids live on Nibiru. Humanoids are shocked by the actions of the freaks from the small blue planet – not only are the earthlings again threateningly not keeping their distance, but they are also fucking with us! Humanoids decide to prevent a collision by destroying our planet. The hellish interplanetary meat grinder begins. Hitler cries bitter tears! We need to destroy the whole planet, otherwise, both of us are screwed! Muohoho!
The entire population of our planet has rallied in one impulse – blacks, whites, Latinos, pasta people, paddling pool people and narrow-eyed people. Everyone is screaming in one voice that we have been developing grasping reflexes for a ton of years, invented the digging stick, Tetris, anal sex and StarCraft Brudwar, and now we’re going to screw it all up because some crazy green crooks are going to ram us with their fucking planet? Wow, the pipes. Well, then everything is according to the standard, the main character running around, the heroine giving him some boobs. We definitely need a humanoid traitor who will help our hero in some way, while he will insist that people are the strongest race and the cosmos will belong to us, and his race has withered away and midichlorians blah blah blah. He’ll probably die at 52 minutes.
Further, even attempts of both planets to destroy each other. Bed scene in outer space with burning assault ships on the shoulder of Orion in the background. Be sure to explode the death star. Mao Zedong, – made in China, selyavi. And it seems like there’s a mess for both races, there’s general despondency, no one wants to die – everyone hugged each other and cried. But, at the hadron collider station, Hugh Laurie with a mount, glasses and a protective suit is figuring out how to make not microscopic black holes, but uber-arch-giant black holes. He sends Bruce Willis into the orbit of Nibiru, where he deploys an uber-arch-giant black hole and lowers the enemy planet into the airlocks. Well, to end on a positive note, he is also sucked into it.
